DIVERSE
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A DOGS DREAM.
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For a change, imagine,
the dog as judge and the judge in chains.
Imagine his verdict, I think that I've seen worse,
but unfortunately, I can't remember where.
Their heads are not large enough, too long and large,
no wonder that I give them a third.
Their necks, too short and the expression wrong,
it really seems that everything is fatal.
Splitted feets and crooked knees,
snub nose and stunted toes.
French in the front and houghs like a cow,
one should think that the breed was pure.
The chest too narrow and double chinned,
albows out and the behinds too large.
Bad kondition and sway-backed,
many reminders of the devil himself.
The premolar is missing and underhung jaws,
> crooked teeth and failing forces.
Ih thies is the cream of the human race,
then there will be no flowervase.
Unrestrained breem gives results like this,
now the errors difficult to undo.
Be critical at birth and think of the standard,
don't forget to look at the father.
Too much variation in the furstructure,
with many we already catch a glimt of the conture.
A comparison in a odd moment,
when I'm happy too be a dog.
Be thorough, don't think just at the gains, everything will then disappear in the effort.
+++++ In Honour of Vidi +++++
Regards Esben.
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Two boys sat and talked, they wanted a dog. One of them had the correct tactics: You have to nag your parents, you want a little brother or sister, then they say, you can have a puppy instead. HERE you have the Norwegian basic family: Mother or father, one child and a dog.
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